The Slowest Death T Shirt

Behold the garment known as "The Slowest Death," adorned with a design wrought from the depths of mortality's shadow. Upon this cloth, a snail, bearer of a skull, its back impaled by spears and daggers, a testament to the relentless march of time, a concept elusive to mortal minds.

In this depiction, witness the truth of existence – time, though it may move with languid steps, advances ever onward, unyielding in its journey. Spears and daggers, symbols of individual strife and struggle, each bearing the weight of battles fought and scars earned in the ceaseless passage of days.

Take heed, for within this design lies a profound reflection on the nature of mortality – the illusion of boundless time, shattered by the reality of its slow but inevitable progression. Embrace the reminder that time, though seemingly abundant, is a precious commodity, its passage marked by the trials endured along life's winding path.

Adorn yourself with "The Slowest Death" and carry with you the solemn
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wisdom of ages past, a testament to the enduring struggle against the relentless march of time.

• 100% cotton

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

• Open-end yarn

• Tubular fabric

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at alex.oak@company.com or write to us 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.

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